AHHHH! 28 Minutes!!!

All HELL is breaking loose! We have 28 minutes until our Teaching Practice Journals and Materials Assignment Reflections (which we will be interviewed on) are due....

Amid cries of "What's my stage aim?!" and "How can I adapt this material?!," cross-continental arguments are breaking out. I was just accused of being"American" because I know how to BS well on my reflections and make my crappy materials sound like the teaching supplements of the Gods. They think I'm heartless and commercial....

I don't know if anyone will escape from this library alive....

Say a prayer for the tiny but tumultuous room full of grammarians across the sea....